test pipe

A section of piping for an automobile's exhaust system that replaces the catalytic converter for performance reasons.

Dude, you car will breathe better with a test pipe; that stock cat is restrictive!

by Poruguese Money September 1, 2009

Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

The Piper

The Piper is a metaphorical figure, like the Grim Reaper, who represents karma, accountability, a final reckoning for one's misdeeds, in short He Who Must Be Paid. He appears on your doorstep in motley, wearing bells and a foolscap. You can run from him but you can't hide--sooner or later he will find you and make you pay for your antics.

"Joe thought he could bang that ugly girl and then slip away in the morning and never have to deal with her again. Now she's calling him ten times a day. Joe's paying the Piper."

by sparkhammer March 26, 2013

Squeaky Pipeline

When one person sits on the toilet taking a crap, and another person sits on his or her shoulders and is also taking a crap, while screaming like a goose (hence the term “squeaky pipeline”. The crap from the person on their shoulders will then slide down the back of the person who is sitting on the toilet, and fall into the toilet bowl.

That squeaky pipeline shit is nasty.

by JewGasser69 November 18, 2019

healthy pipe

To have an extensive network or client base. Phrase often used in commercial real estate, short for “healthy pipeline”.

Cole has no problem generating new business, thanks to his healthy pipe.

by CJudd December 4, 2019

Full Pipe

The full truth... antonym of "Cap"

That is full pipe bro, like honestly no cap

by KyleSirTalksAlot August 22, 2022

Vatican Pipe Cleaner

When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.

Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023