petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017

Phetta

Phetta is a purple detective rat that lives within the Phettaverse.

"This Phetta guy is really doing it!"

by Emotionull March 26, 2022

hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 26, 2008

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Petty

Deliberately doing something just to get a reaction from someone

Maciel: Ashley is so petty, she FaceTimed me at a party I wasn't invited to.
Regan: Woah.

by heart4art January 17, 2017

Pretty-Funny

"Pretty-Funny" is not the same as "Pretty Funny"
Pretty-Funny is where people only think you are funny because you're attractive, while Pretty Funny is where someone thinks you are actually quite funny.

Origin of word.

CBS Television Series - Partners - Season 1 - Episode 7 "Pretty-Funny"

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014

Petting The Bunny

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

by jilljones November 10, 2008