The butter press is the act of melting 25 pound of better and putting in to tubes that have a radius of about 1 inch. After the better has been poured and frozen it is carefully removed from its mold. Next you take a really long vice and place a girl on one end and the butter on the other and start cranking until it has entered the asshole and you wait for it to begin softening and then crank it more until it exits the mouth and can be shoved into the women vagina.
by Professor Thicc December 14, 2019
Get the Butter press mug.Teacher: How do I mute all?
Steve: Press F7.
Teacher: -Leaves meeting-
Class: Parties-
Gayson: Ends meeting
Steve: Press F7.
Teacher: -Leaves meeting-
Class: Parties-
Gayson: Ends meeting
by KAYDUBZZ March 30, 2020
Get the press f7 mug.by Boonedockboy 1980 October 3, 2020
Get the Press sheets mug.When a dirty article of clothing is sprayed excessively in Febreeze before it is quickly dried in a Dryer.
Mike was in a hurry so he Febreze Pressed his Favorite shirt.
Ryan's dress pants were wrinkled so instead of wasting time ironing, he Febreze Pressed them.
Originated in Hillsborough
Ryan's dress pants were wrinkled so instead of wasting time ironing, he Febreze Pressed them.
Originated in Hillsborough
by BIG MACC June 22, 2011
Get the Febreze Press mug.by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023
Get the Car-pressed mug.The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.
This term is versatile and can mean the following:
Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.
Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.
Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.
The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This term is versatile and can mean the following:
Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.
Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.
Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.
The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.
Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.
I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.
I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
Get the Bench pressed mug.A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle
by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023
Get the Turtle press mug.