Precaljaculate

Process & act of calculating just how much one will cum during sexual intercores.

the concept is simple

time since last orgasm + penis length during erection + Fuck speed...

ever pornstar knows how to Precaljaculate... It's common math

by NaughtyD0G! September 3, 2016

Pesca-pescatarian

Making a vow to not eat any meat – only fish that eat other fish. (Also any non-meat product).

"Wow, Julian is so brave! He just became a pesca-pescatarian! He can only eat fish that eat other fish!"

by Bbygrill September 19, 2017

Preseasony

When a player who overall is pretty good, it having a fairly shitty game.

Pekka Rinne is having a very preseasony night as he's let in some weak goals.

by mdhockey4793 September 28, 2017

Pescanoia

Noun.

1. The irrational belief that at any moment a massive fish will crush your lure.

2. An irresistible urge to go fishing.

Throwing a hollow body frog into some lily pads gives me the pescanoia.

by Pescanoid February 2, 2018

Pescanoid

Adjective.

1. A person suffering from the condition of pescanoia

I was fishing that spot yesterday evening when I suddenly became pescanoid

by Pescanoid February 2, 2018

precaffeinirritable

The state between waking up and your first sip of coffee.

Don’t talk to your dad. He’s precaffeinirritable.

by Whatelsekitty February 6, 2018

pescaru

Usually a good looking family Romanian made up of at least one person that likes fishing usually being the dad. Also the definition of sexy

Guy 1: I seen a really pescaru girl today

Guy 2: what?
Guy1: I seen a really sexy girl today

by Sypher October 22, 2018