Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!

What you say to all the little 12 year old "sceney emo" losers trying to take over Vans Warped Tour.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.

12 year old scene kid: OMG and she was like and then he was like...

Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!

12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!

Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.

Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.

by Nyxie September 26, 2010

Paedlosopher

An expert in Paedophilia.

A master of the dark arts, knows the history of all paedos and techniques a go to man if you will

Terry was a genius, a real paedlosopher.

by Kinkygerbils October 20, 2014

Paedophobia

Someone with a fear of kids or dolls. Definitely/hopefully not a parent!

A: Shannon gets really weird around kids.
B: Yeah! She probably has a case of paedophobia.

by waldorfwww44 September 23, 2017

pradacurse

An utter douche can our who cares about nothing but himself

All around, 0/10 would not recommend.

Pradacurse is a shithole

by JuiceWrld999fan999 November 22, 2021

Paedospeed.

When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.

Even funnier if the girl is jb.

Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.

XD

by KST18 May 6, 2009

paedophile

A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.

I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.

by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005

Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009