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Porpussy

This is the sister of the porpoise and it loves eating dick, anything with 2 legs and a penis its all over it!
"Damn that porpussy is all over his dick man!". Random old guy in the back of the stage--"And thats not even a human!"
by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019
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Percussionist

A band kid, usually either really hot or really weird. Or both. (Stay away from those ones)
PERSON I: Ooh, look! That individual of indeterminate gender is really hot!

PERSON II: This is true. Though while I am forced to agree as this individual is, in fact, very hot, I must add that it has come to my attention recently that this percussionist is also considered to be of the weird nature.

PERSON I: Yes, you are quite correct. How unfortunate that we must now ovoid this weird, hot percussionist.
by SketchyBee January 1, 2020
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Porous

Not swag; opposite of cool
One whom is not of thy divinity. To be described as porous is the utmost disrespect one can receive. Most likely to be used on a millennial. You DO NOT want to be called porous
Brotato 1: “yo homie can I have a part of your sandwich
Brotato 2: “no you slump of hay”
Brotato 1: “you’re so porous”
by Ur moms side shawty May 21, 2021
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spiky porcupine

when a girl after she is done sucking your dick spits your cum back into your pubes and spikes it up making you into a spiky porcupine
by rico suave and ted calfelz November 21, 2009
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Hocus Pocus

The act of deeply breathing in the aroma of a hot woman’s booty. To be performed in the same manner as the witches breathing in the glowing auras of their victims in the beloved 1993 film, Hocus Pocus.
My girl came home from the gym yesterday, and before she washed, I made damn sure to Hocus Pocus her sweaty booty!”
by Showstick September 24, 2018
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Porcupine Tree

An experimental Faggy Hippie Rock band which was literally created by Musician Steven Wilson who recorded his own drums, guitar, bass, vocals, and synth effects in the early 90's.

For the most part they play unique keyboard/acoustic ballads but in their recent albums have taken a more metal approach to their music. Their best CD however is of course the Metal/Synth experiment called 'Deadwing'.
Porcupine Tree? They are bad ass.....but Wilson won't tell anybody what the hell their name means.
by Jeffery Lebowski July 20, 2006
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baby porcupine juice

Baby porcupines almost made it into Martha Stewart's coveted (amongst sentient spices) "SPICE-OF-THE-WEEK". Alas the sample was tainted by porcupine smegma, denied it's rightful place in the annals of spice history, and eventually turned to drugs and bad music to ease the pain of looking like a cross between Steve Buscemi and a chernobyl survivor. This substance is now known as baby porcupine juice
I was trying to sautee these baby porcupines, because they go good with fried friendly whale, but the randy little wanker's got their baby porcupine juice on my hands...Ack! It tasted like a combination of bleach, Zima, and Barbara Bush's neck...now please excuse me while i rinse out the taste with napalm.
by thatdamnbored July 23, 2008
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