A second poop of the day.
by Apeortdz May 19, 2017
Get the Bonus poop mug.A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.
by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017
Get the spiky poop mug.bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!
example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".
example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.
example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.
by maifingfongtable:))))) April 22, 2020
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by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011
Get the poop in the typewriter mug.Coffee beans that pass through the digestive tract of an animal and are excreted prior to brewing. The most well-known example are beans that are eaten and excreted by civet cats. This is also known as civet coffee or goes by its Indonesian name, kopi luwak. Recently, other types of poop coffee have gained attention, notably coming from the dung of elephants, raccoons, and even (gasp!) humans.
It is claimed that the process of coffee beans passing through an animal's intestines imparts enzymes which create unique and intense flavors. This, and relatively small yields have caused the price of many kinds of poop coffee to soar. It is frequently sold for as much $30-$80 US for a single cup. The hype surrounding poop coffee has led some in the food industry to contend that it tastes no better than regular coffee, and still others to contend that it tastes downright awful.
It is claimed that the process of coffee beans passing through an animal's intestines imparts enzymes which create unique and intense flavors. This, and relatively small yields have caused the price of many kinds of poop coffee to soar. It is frequently sold for as much $30-$80 US for a single cup. The hype surrounding poop coffee has led some in the food industry to contend that it tastes no better than regular coffee, and still others to contend that it tastes downright awful.
I went to this insanely trendy restaurant in Portland where they had poop coffee on the menu. For fifty bucks a cup! Now I'm fifty bucks poorer and I can't get the taste of civet crap out of my mouth!
by @Maxamillion April 29, 2013
Get the poop coffee mug.by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013
Get the Peek-a-poop mug.When you take a poop and think you're finished, but your body's like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE," similar to a Billy Mays infomercial.
Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.
Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.
Person A: "You were in there for like 20 minutes and it reeks!"
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."
by thepoopster August 21, 2013
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