Pooranoia

The sometimes unshakable feeling that despite wiping or showering you still have some poo on your anus and/or underwear.

Thanks to that mexican lunch I was left feeling pooranoia for the rest of the evening.

by moocheroo78 September 19, 2010

Poofanooger

One who lacks vital common sense, commonly resulting in obscure actions.
This term is most commonly confused with "poofanigger", so not for use around negroes.

Noun. Synonymous with "retard".

White guy - "hey man, stop being a poofanooger"

Black guy - "u callin me nigga? ill smoke yo ass foo"

White guy - "no i called u poofanooger"

Black guy - "o... whats that then?

by Justin Cypress January 2, 2009

poojan

a lubricated indian coin meant for sticking up the ane.

"It's a fucking poojan you idiot!"

by poonZor May 18, 2006

poonannies

goodies of a woman

Hero grabs Kovox's poonannies

by Hero January 20, 2003

poonani dog

a blind and stupid jack russel that has been neutered and seeks to lick the carpet (on the floor) for sexual relief

look at that poonani dog going for it

by Uncle Vito October 30, 2007

poojank

an abstract insult. also used in the context of being robbed.

that muthfunkah is straight up poojank, mang!

by anita hymen February 14, 2006

Pooanne

a pixie type demon who haunts public places, laying excrement everywhere.

Q: what on earth is that stain on the carpet?
A: Pooanne product of

by house-on-spar. June 15, 2010