gettin' some poodle

having sexual intercourse with a rich, stuck-up and/or white bitch.

Yo yo yo yo man, I got some poodle last night.

by The Ken March 23, 2005

poodle my noodle

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite

DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible

by Sumica June 1, 2018

Sweet chilli poodle

Lauren gardiner

That fucking sweet chilli poodle needs jesus

by Theultimatesweetchilli September 6, 2017

Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster

It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.

Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.

by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008

French Poodle Cheese Dip

What you say when you dont have anything else to say.
See Jesus Monkey Lords

French Poodle Cheese Dip I am bored!

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

Street slut sex poodle

completley demoralised standards and lack there of self respect to one's self....

street slut sex poodle is easily the most slutty of the slutty slut poodles possible... A whore

by Kushmamma October 22, 2018

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle

This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant

dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"

by Mentalmarkportseton September 7, 2012