soak and poke

you spit on the cock for lubrication and stick it in your snatch

i don't have any K Y jelly.

don't worry i'll just soak and poke

by Pervartistry rocks May 13, 2005

Poke War

A poke war is a Facebook activity that requires two people, where the two people continuously click "poke back," and refusing to deny the poke my clicking the X button. Poke wars can last for years.

Wow I can't believe Eliza has finally lost that poke war, she has been holding up strongly for years.

by tsport772 November 17, 2010

Money Poke

A wallet or purse containing a persons money, credit cards, identification, etc.

He stole my money poke!

by M Nusbaum March 15, 2007

baby poking

v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.

It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.

Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.

Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.

by Sergee February 18, 2009

fish poke

When you trick someone into thinking that somthing horrible has happened and then you litterally poke them with a fish and say "fish poke."

"Uh oh Tommy!"
"What is it Bobby?"
"(pokes Tommy with fish) Fish Poke!"

by Ocelot44Revolver July 22, 2006

Facebook Poke

DTF

Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"

Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"

by Poke King December 1, 2011

Poke The Rabbit

To do something that you know annoys someone frequently, risking a violent outburst the more the action is done. It refers to an online game, where a rabbit is poked, until it eventually bites the mouse. Often shouted out to someone as a warning that what they're doing can get them hurt.

Guy 1 pokes Girl 1 who does not like being poked. Guy 1 pokes Girl 1 again and again
Guy 2 to Guy 1 - "Don't poke the rabbit man. She'll kill you."

by Shambles299 May 1, 2011