perturber

when a fish does another fish in the butthole

Omg did you see that video with that fish perturbering that other fish?

by Pluckey October 28, 2004

pertle

1.(noun)A penis that shrinks up into the person's body, and then when eroused protrudes out.
2.(noun)An uncircumcised penis.

both same idea... a penis turtle

1.That tranny had a pertle, i thought it was a girl!!!
2.Jews can't have pertles.

by Nicholas Woodward October 11, 2006

pert

To say something perposterous.

"'Ey mama, you take us to the mall?"
"No now you know you ain't finish your homework yet."
"Oh ma, don't pert!"

by Eat 'Em Up February 12, 2007

pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

pleather puke

When you take a sniff inside a new car and then puke after words from that new artificial leather (pleather) smell.

I got a bad case of pleather puke when I got my new car last week.

by pleather puke boy October 10, 2008

Perty-Beast

When Kyle, Linky, and Charlie.. are in a room with alcohol and Music. The party begins. It rages until one of us passout then it stops breifly, and continues to rage.

Lynseys house, Lauras, Espionage, Abi's, Soon to be abbies, and more for many years to come in these situations the Perty-Beast comes alive.

by Jynkz March 8, 2009

Pertchrafied

The fear of Chuck Norris so deep, your ability to speak has fallen.

He was so pertchrafied, he fell silent.

by JadeAisha January 1, 2009