L-plate

L-plates are square signs with a red "L" at the center. They are placed on cars in Britain to show that the person driving is inexperienced (the "L" is short for "learner"). People also jokingly attach these signs to their clothing before they get married, to show that they are beginners in marriage

Yesterday I got my driver's license but I'm not a good driver. Can't you see my L-plate on my car?

Just the fact that I don't blame myself I'll wear a L-plate on my suit so the people know that I'm inexperienced.

by AndyR February 22, 2005

California Plates

The boob job and lower back tattoo combo, typically found on the bleach-blonde hoochie.

She's on the back of the bike, bright red g-string, bad dye job, California plates front and rear.

by Skins Not Sacks January 19, 2007

droppin' plates

Disturbed song making a reference to the noise and impact resulting from dropping plates of weight from a barbell, comparing their music and attitude to the heavy drop of plates, much like a rap group might say "this how we do, son."

"Disturbed in the house, we're droppin' plates
...
"'Cause when you hear this shit, you'll get to steppin'
Gonna fight the war, and use my music as a weapon!"

by Wasser_spiegel October 20, 2006

china plate

Glasgow rhyiming slang for mate. a friend or close companion

here comes ma wee china plate

is john yer china plate noo then?

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

hot plate

You lay on your back & cover your face with saran wrap while someone proceeds to defecate on your face.

The saran wrap was so thin that I could taste the delicious Hot Plate when the poop melted it's way through.

by Doyle13 February 15, 2004

plate of porridge

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.

Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge

by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011

clutch plate

A typical south African Dutchman. They are stubborn and fucken dumb.

You fucken useless clutch plate

by Clutch plate May 18, 2018