dead pillow

A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.

1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.

2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.

3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.

by fvck09 February 6, 2009

Mike Pillow

A nickname used for Mike Lindell, the insurrectionist, traitor and liar that tried to undermine the 2020 Election.

Nickname originated from The David Pakman Show, a progressive podcastor / commentator

Did you see what Mike Pillow did yesterday?

No, but I can only imagine.

by SIRRRRRR August 21, 2021

arm pillow

A guy with huge muscles to sleep on, comfortably. Muscles as comfy as a pillow.

"OMG that guy is so jacked" "I know, look at those arm pillows! I want to cuddle the shit out of him".

by UIUC2014 October 23, 2013

Pillow wash

The act of ejaculating on a pillow prior to intercourse. Followed by engaging in anal sex while rubbing your partners face in the pillow thereby giving her a pillow wash.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a pillow wash last night.

by Curious Joe October 18, 2015

Pillows of Joy

Breasts, knockers, titties, etc., particularly those which are sexually appealing.

John: I really love your pillows of joy
Jill: Really? They don't look like two fried eggs on nails to you?
John: No, they are hot. I hereby declare myself sexually aroused.

by SmotheredInJoy October 24, 2011

Party Pillow

Party Pillow is when you get so drunk that you find two beer cans, empty or full, and use them as a pillow.

Dude the other night at Caseys I couldn't find anthing to sleep on so Dalton suggested the Party Pillow

by Haywood Jablome554 October 19, 2009

Pillow prince

A male who likes to receive pleasure rather that be through oral sex(Blowjobs, Etc.), Penetration(Riding, Etc.), or Handjobs they will not do anything. When it comes to giving pleasure they are reluctant and will likely not give any pleasure. Basically a Pillow princess but male.

Guy 1: Yeah I slept with charlie.
Guy 2: Wow. What was it like???
Guy 1: It was like fucking a log that moans every once in a while.
Girl: I agree. When we hooked up he made me do everything.
Guy 2 : Such a pillow prince

by Lof1 April 10, 2023