Photodiode

An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun

by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008

Photoddlerphy

An interest in photography, solely for the purpose of taking pictures of recent offspring -- a hobby typically abandoned once the child has entered its awkward stage.

Sophia: Nice camera.

Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.

Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?

Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.

Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.

by DTrubble September 16, 2009

Photogasmic

A word used to describe the perfect picture as viewed by the photographer or otherwise. Often used in adult pictures.

"Post the one of Brandy licking the handcuffs, that shot is photogasmic."

by B2theBomber October 6, 2009

Photogasm

Capturing a photo that is everything you meant to capture and beyond and becoming so excited when viewing it on your camera's LCD display, you gasp, clench your camera tight and say, Oh. My. God. and let out a deep breath.

Photographer: Oh. My. God. These photos are turning out amazing! I'm so excited, I'm a having a photogasm!

by msamerica941008 March 23, 2011

photoblography

Photos intended for blog purposes only- usually, candid pictures with little to no substance or technique.

Photoblographers usually take pictures of bridges, cupcakes and street signs- typically use an expensive dslr or old fashioned camera.

That’s a really good photo of that chair, but I studied a little photoblography in college while posting on flickr, tumblr and facebook- it would look better in black & white. :(

by funbot2 August 26, 2011

photo dropping

Like name dropping, it involves sharing or posting a picture of yourself with a celebrity, an iconic object, or other noteworthy subject for the sake of impressing and/or intimidating others

Larry posted on Facebook this picture of him standing next to Jay-Z and tagged it, "Just hanging out with a friend in New York." Only a punk gets off photo dropping like that.

by urbananonymous December 18, 2013

Photo Thot

A stank ass hoe who edits her photos to look fine, but in person she looks like the shit under my shoe.

*Two dude on Instagram*
Dude 1 - "Damn she's fine as fuck"
Dude 2 - "Nah she's a Photo Thot. She looks like booty cakes in person."
Dude 1 - "Shame."

by TheOneWhoSquawks October 6, 2015