pooter

The cutest, fuzziest, most loveable small animal- especially refering to cats.

Our pooter was so cute when she meowed and climbed on the bed to snuggle.

by Er-10 Cricket August 17, 2006

Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

by New Horizon February 27, 2011

Pooter

Vagina

God my girlfriends pooter is the best!
My pooter itches like crazy

by Peener peener March 4, 2018

Pooter

A person or creature behaving in an irritating or unintelligent way.

A person knocking your pen on the floor- "You bloody pooter!"

by Freddy Davis July 11, 2005

pooter

a person who is being no fun, a partypooper

Stop being such a pooter and eat another brownie!

by claudia2cool April 18, 2006

pooter scooter

its a scooter made out of assholes

while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences

by iwillpootyourscoot December 21, 2008

phorted

when someone says "i phorted" - they mean "i farted".

"hey ronald, i just phorted - come over here and give my ahole a smell"

by James Bryant December 29, 2004