Pervertido

A vato who reads and likes porn. A person who loves to chingar all the time.

"Burrito es un pervertido" said grandma Chabela to aunt Conchita.

by Burritoe April 8, 2009

pervert

A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

Usually ladies who are all over these perverted sites putin there body out to make money is the acceptible? no

men just look at it acceptible?
maybe depends on where he is reveiwing the material!

by true def October 8, 2008

Law of Transitive Perversion

If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of a solitary member. If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of either solitary member.

Person 1 attempts to have sex with Person 2. Person 1 says that Person 2 is perverted, thus, Person 1 is misguided and is clearly the more perverted.

by Hugh Jorgan November 17, 2003

debate pervert

A term primarily used by socialist streamer Hasan Piker to refer to "debate bros" or political content creators who engage in debate. This term is used for people on the left and right, but it primarily came to be because Hasan wanted a way to mention liberal streamer Destiny without using his actual name as Destiny engages in debate and is known for his sexcapades. Outside of Hasan, it's usually a phrase used by socialist to primarily attack Destiny and Vaush, a controversial socialist commentator who also engages in debate.

"These contrarian debate perverts are starting to piss me off."

by Aerowave October 4, 2023

pervert

Some queer that always has a woody and masturbates 10 times a day for every time he sees some chick's hot parts because he doesnt have a fuckin life

"Dude, that perverts gettin a fuckin hardon over Fat Heathers ass crack hanging out of her seat."

by Corey May 13, 2005

The Perversity meter

A color coded scale of how perverse one is.

Severe(Red): Severely perverted. So perverted that you can't even stand them. Takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. Needs help.
High(Orange): Highly perverted. Often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. Is annoying to talk to sometimes.
Elevated(Yellow): Significantly perverted. Makes innuendoes from time to time.
Guarded(Blue): Generally perverted. The average amount of how perverted one usually is.
Low(Green): Not perverted at all. Is probably either a pussy or their religon forbids perverseness.

Many different types of people have different scales on the perversity meter. For example:
Sever(Red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general assholes. Oh, and The Todd too.
High(Orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
Elevated(Yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
Guarded(Blue) usually consists of regular people. People who see the perverseness in situations but don't always say how they're perverted.
Low(Green) usually consists of 40 Year old Virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.

by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007

Captain Perversion

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:

1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.

Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?

Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)

Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.

Stan: Fuck off, Paul.

by Spatchmo June 16, 2009