Persian Kitten

The "Persian Kitten", once known exclusively as a show cat bred in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, has become known in the Americas as a sexual activity. Locally, in the Northeast many take the literal translation of the persian kitten. The execution of the kitten is simple, the man or woman holds open their rectum and the partner (man or woman) subsequently excretes fecal matter into the gaping hole.

Get that lil persian kitten ass over heeya.The Persian Kitten... is that when you shit in her ass?

by KingOfPersia April 19, 2011

permanent hiatus

fooking hell this better not be true or i'll maderfakin egg all your house (louis, liam, niall, harry, and motherfuckin vogue article writer)

soon after 1D went on permanent hiatus in 2016 (Vogue, 2020)

by ceengko November 13, 2020

Persian

I am Iranian-American and NOT "Persian"... such as a rug. I have read every single one of these pathetic definitions that are saturated with stereotypes. What is the most disturbing is that they were written by fellow Iranian-Americans who exibited their ignorance very blatantly. Its sad to see fellow "Persians" contribute to the very stereotypes that suppress us...

I am IRANIAN-AMERICAN and my family has a PERSIAN rug.... get it?

by L.D. September 15, 2004

permanent red

when a chick's pussy has been fucked so many times that her pussy is permanently red.

Guy 1: I couldn't bone this chick last night.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: Because her pussy was permanent red.
Guy 2: Thats gross man.

by ralph mayhem June 21, 2006

permanent temporary

a temporary measure which should last forever

i love how you've made that permanent temporary repair last over 10yrs, when will you fix it properly? when it breaks ....maybe

by fartiscrubs October 9, 2018

Persian Shekkeh Lantern

The act of fucking a person after completely dismembering them, then hollowing out their intestines & face, placing a candle or torch inside their now empty vessel, and turning them into a lantern.

Remember Sahsa? I heard she was turned into a Persian Shekkeh Lantern.

by S. Yielding January 19, 2020

Persian Nerdess

An attractive, diminutive, female Persian bookworm who thinks as much about sex as she does about punctuation.

Bill: Whoa. Look at that sexy little number.

Ted: Dude, she's just a nerd.

Bill: No way, man. I can see right through that cover. She's a Persian Nerdess if I've ever seen one. Persian Kitty -- yum!

by Nonsenseseses December 21, 2010