n. Cheap-ass hooker. Obscure use of the word "slit" as vagina or ass, with penny indicating that it is so cheap you don't need much more than a penny to buy some time with it.
n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.
v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.
n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.
v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.
Damn, look at that hoe, she's a penny slit.
Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.
Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.
My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.
Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.
I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!
Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.
Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.
My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.
Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.
I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!
by bloodedge September 19, 2014
Get the penny slitmug. After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.
by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016
Get the Table Pennismug. One who apologizes profusely for something that they really are not sorry for but to give the illusion of feeling remorse.
Guy 1 says: "I'm so sorry for stepping on your cat."
Guy 2 says: " No, you're not you're just being 'penny polite'!"
Guy 2 says: " No, you're not you're just being 'penny polite'!"
by Sarcastic_Sydney January 5, 2005
Get the penny politemug. The penny stack is an amusement for people of all ages, get a load of pennies (or two p's whatever your choice) and get some some super glue.
Next stick one down on somewhere people will see it, and wait until dry. And then add another. Keep going until you feel satisfied.
Now someone will be very perplexed by the stacked up pennies. =
Next stick one down on somewhere people will see it, and wait until dry. And then add another. Keep going until you feel satisfied.
Now someone will be very perplexed by the stacked up pennies. =
by raejay September 24, 2009
Get the Penny Stackmug. First, you need 3 willing guys. Then you put one dick in your butt, another dick in your vagina and the last dick in your mouth.
by joe_chainz July 13, 2015
Get the triple pennymug. 
everyone:connor penny is koo as fuckkk
justin brown:hes also fast as fuck but he doesnt really score which baffles me
justin brown:hes also fast as fuck but he doesnt really score which baffles me
by yo nigga123 November 18, 2011
Get the connor pennymug.