by Mr. Poon September 30, 2021
Get the peacock huntingmug. This everyday pick-up going isn't cutting it anymore, we're going to have to go peacocking if we want any game.
We need to go out peacocking and pick up some hoes.
We need to go out peacocking and pick up some hoes.
by esgehversgvvdfsv June 18, 2023
Get the Peacockingmug. In Australia, often at music festivals (usually end), a peacock is a guy who walks around shirtless showing off to get womens attractions. They are complete selfish douches and couldn't care about anyone else but themselves and the slutty women around them.
"I might not go to stereosonics this year. Last time I went, I got thrown up on by some douche peacock. Yeah, it's infested with peacocks, ugh"
by Zarshary November 8, 2017
Get the Peacockmug. by Pseudonym00000000 October 15, 2020
Get the Lauren Peacockmug. Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.
This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.
The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.
The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"
"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."
"What the fuck, Ron."
"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."
"What the fuck, Ron."
by Icantbelieveyouvedonethis69 June 2, 2018
Get the Peacockingmug. The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.
Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016
Get the Injured Peacockmug. The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.
This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.
This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.
John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.
by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023
Get the First Rule of Peacockingmug.