paraknowledge

knowledge of something that is beyond the ken of ordinary people.

Albert Einstein had paraknowledge.

by uttam maharjan October 15, 2010

parachutin

1. the upward thrust of pants after a very powerful fart or release of ass gases.

Background: My friend and I were sitting around when he had to pass some gas while wearing very loose fitting pants. The deep bass was only surpasses by the upward 'fluff' of the pants which settled back downward after the thrust of ass gas.

That guy had some powerful parachutin erruption, I'd say it almost broke through his pants.

by subarudrew May 11, 2004

paratherapy

The act of listening to Paramore's music, especially acoustics, as a form of therapy to get you're emotions out.
A specifically excellent song would be "Here We Go Again" because it's lyrics are vague enough to apply to almost any situation yet still emotionally charged.

boy #1: I am so heartbroken. He was going to be my boyfriend and now he's going after him?!

boy#2: Maybe you should blog...or write poems...Or try paratherapy.

boy#1: OMG yea! i used that method to get over adam last year! Let me go grab Riot! and 'All we know is falling" and a cd of acoustic and unreleased tracks that i found on the internet

by Tre Intractable October 16, 2008

parachute

When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it

man you got a great toke off that parachute

by Pothead January 13, 2005

GOLDEN PARACHUTE

When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!

i just got ther golden parachute.

by nasty bitch!!! April 10, 2011

parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.

If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...

by adventureboy April 19, 2009

Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina

She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.

by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012