Patrickism

A statement of unadulterated stupidity, often implying that the speaker is an incel or is struggling with a mental illness

Guy 1: I'm an alpha, loli-slaying god
Guy 2: That sounds like a Patrickism

by SueDeNym's pseudonym November 19, 2019

patrick schwavied

When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.

by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019

Patrick Barlow

Patrick Barlow has really nice boobs. He likes to fiddle with the boys in the bathroom and show his peen to little boys. He is a natural blonde but went ranga for his ranga gumma. He is very good at drawing naked men and I don't know why...

Patrick Barlow is so small

by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 June 1, 2020

patrickspinknub

The hottest guy on tiktok and is funny as fuck

Damn he’s hot he must be Patrickspinknub

by Randomshiz September 13, 2021

PatrickMatrixthe2nd

Also Known as Mr. Hit or Miss but tries his best in trivia. Loves Country and Pokemon.

PatrickMatrixthe2nd

by PatrickMat January 27, 2022

Patrick Bojko

Fat short nigger that cant shut the fuck up

Patrick bojko cant shut the fuck up

by Guy who hates Patrick Bojko March 18, 2022

Patrick Nelson

Fireball king. Usually carried out on a stretcher to the ambo.

Oh thats the Patrick Nelson

by patneslsossos March 7, 2023