Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.
Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.
by Jungle ranch July 07, 2019
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Maine potato packers

When 2 Maine siblings make potato guns and have a contest of who can shoot more lubed potato’s up there ass then try to shit them out and cook them for diner
Maine potato packers can be fun
by Incest is the best February 28, 2019
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Cleveland Fudge Packers

An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.
It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....

There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!

He- could- go- all -the- way!!!
by streetwhiz May 22, 2009
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flaming fudge packer

a person who shits in a bag, lights it on fire, leaves it as a present on a doorstep.
by pollin July 13, 2003
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Fudge-packer

Yes, his name is Mike and he loves himself.
by Hey Seuss! January 21, 2005
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A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.
-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"
by and by February 07, 2011
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Green Bay Packered

1. When the weed is so good, or the hit is so large, that you're totally and unequivocally stoned after just one hit. Typically only happens with a bong.

2. Just really damn high.
Dude, I'm fucking Green Bay Packered.
by ugh no September 26, 2015
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