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Potato

Potato. It's a way of life
A way of living
Everyone is a potato
No one can change that
Sure theres ugly ones, gay ones, pretty ones and depressed ones
But only 1 is the best
And that my friend is a baked potato (no that is not a racist joke chill)
Now I shall say, all potatoes go to hell
by LonelyPotato55 September 13, 2019
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Potato

used to describe someone who outwardly exudes zero stimulating personal qualities, usually living a very unexciting and generally boring-as-fuck life; in other words, a quiet, lifeless human who deprives you of solitude without providing you company.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective interchangeably for anyone who possesses the above characteristics.
Used as an adjective:
Girl- "Why did you break up with her, you were together for so long!!!"
Guy- "I just kind of realized we're very different people - I love to live life and just have fun and that's like totally not her at all. I couldn't see myself marrying her. She's too potato for me."

Used as a noun:
Girlfriend- "I'm still not comfortable with your assistant being so pretty, it makes me nervous."
Boyfriend- "Please don't worry, you have nothing to worry about. She's a potato. Not a threat, hunny."
by Fofanzz November 15, 2014
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potatoed

Placing a potato in someone's personal area only to get them to take a "potato" quality picture of said potato.
"What's up with that crappy picture of a potato that Philip keeps asking about?"

"Someone put a potato on his desk. Dude got potatoed."
by UD Free May 11, 2016
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Potato

Mm, these potatoes are delicious!
by Caveflower July 3, 2014
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potatos

The proper spelling of the opt-misspelled "potatoes", plural of potato.
Valerie: "Would you like some potatoes?"
Bill: "Are those anything like potatos?"
by conipto2 February 20, 2011
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Potato

A name commonly used to point out Irish people, due to their notorious crop failure in 1845.
Dude 1: Where are you from?
Dude 2: From Ireland.
Dude 1: You're a potato.
by P.O.P03 November 13, 2010
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Potatoing

The art of being a potato, it requires years of intense trainin to learn the art of being a potato. First you must be one with the potato, this is hard. Luckily I've been potatoing for over a decade.
So, what do you wanna do today, Ciara?

I know, let's do some potatoing!
by DyingWhale January 29, 2015
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