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super pms

The extreme for of pms which occurs once every six months
Wow, she is moody. I bet she has super pms!
by Jack May 13, 2005
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Suicide By PMS

Suicide By PMS can be best understood as an individual (typically though not exclusive to the male gender) intentionally or unintentionally aggravates a woman during her monthly menstrual cycle, with the result being a verbal lashing or character assassination.

Similar to suicide by cop, where a perpetrator feigns use of a weapon during an armed standoff with law enforcement, with the end goal being execution under false pretenses.
“Hey man, someone outta warn Dale.”
“Why, what’s up?”
“He’s picking a fight with Liliana, and she’s on the rag.”
“Oh christ - we should step in before he commits Suicide by PMS”.
by doctorgroove January 27, 2019
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pm gm

The evening Manager on Duty, usually a junior manager or supervisor tasked with running the show in the absence of the daytime leaders. Nighttime General Manager.
I'm 3-11 all week, so I guess I'm PM GM. Recognize!
by Paddlehands19 March 10, 2017
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PMS CLAN

The number 1 women online gaming clan......mostly known as Pandora's Might soliders....PMS clan is the largest womens gamingclan, can beat any male at "it's" own game....PMS Clan mostly Plays PS2 live, XBOX live, PC
That PMS Clan kick our ass.
PMS Chicks are hott.
by LAdyoassassing65 May 11, 2006
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Teacher PMS

A serious medical condition afflicting many teachers and professors. Symptoms of teacher PMS typically include spontaneous temper tantrums, employment of draconian disciplinary tactics, taking points off because you forgot to double space, and the like. Experts believe teacher PMS is caused by the belief amongst teachers that their jobs are widely superior to all others, and that they have attained a level of moral superiority unimaginable by mere mortals by taking on such important responsibilities despite the typically meager compensation, and as such, they are deeply offended when students are smart enough to sleep through an entire lecture and still score 100% on every test and assignment. Teacher PMS sufferers often use their authority to carry out long-harbored grudges against students who remind them of the football players who beat the shit out of them in gradeschool and high school.
Man, I totally got 100% on every test in my 100 level Philosophy class, but Dr. Archibald-Stubblefield gave me a C because I would always text on my iPhone during class. I tried to appeal it, but he said "Son, your toys have no place in a sanctuary of knowledge." He really needs to see a doctor about his teacher PMS...
by Peejkayne October 10, 2011
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facebook PMS

When a women who is menstruating feels the need to post status updates of her mood swings on facebook. Usually done to gain attention or sympathy.
PMSer 1: I'm feeling pissed off at life! I HATE FAKES!

commenter: quit your whining nobody wants to here read about your facebook pms here. Go see a shrink or get some anger management.

PMSer 1: I'm gonna get you I don't know how but I'm gonna get you.

commenter: < calls the police
by dr.fill December 9, 2009
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Male PMS

When a guy is in a bad mood for no reason about once a month. The cause is unknown but the simptoms are yelling, making threats, ignoring people and throughing things.
Trevor has male PMS today and he dosn't know it.
by J-law March 10, 2005
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