house proud

Being overly OCD about the appearance/matientance of your home and its possessions to the point of annoying other occupants and/or neighbors.

The house proud hag lived in an old,rinkydink piece-of -shit house but tried to convince others that it was really the Four Seasons.

by Greeneyedlady76 January 27, 2017

Plude

A frothy mixture of jizz and period blood. It is usually pink.

"Damn, me and my girl were fucking in a pool and the water was pink, from the plude we created!"

"Nice man."

by Samuel Sanudo May 27, 2015

i’m ugly and i’m proud

Quote from Spongebob Squarepants.

I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD!

by Derpy Kawaii Potato November 11, 2018

Plout

1: A hybrid fruit that is very sweet

2: A women's vagina that is abnormaly large or fat.

This Plout is very sweet!

Dude that girl is so fat she totally has a Plout...

by BNelson28 September 23, 2009

plod

a type of breakbeat in which the kick drum is played on beats 1 and 3 of a measure, emulating a walking or "plodding" sound

"Vandal-Captain Magic" is a plod breakbeat tune

by t.swift April 24, 2009

Plod

A person who seems to potter around from one thing to another, especially when in a hurry. Very slow and without conviction.

Oscar: "Gemma! We have to go or we'll be late!

Gemma: "Derp!"

Oscar: "Are you plodding around again?!"

by OllieMoe May 5, 2011

Ploughting

An outing with someone of the opposite sex where ploughing (sex) is implied (although not necessarily guaranteed)

-Antonym of Frouting

Person1: I'm off to the Pub with Miriam
Person2: Oh yeah? Reckon you're gonna get some?
Person1: Yeah, it's pretty much a ploughting.

by Agarag March 21, 2009