picasso

Having sex with someone while their face is pressed sideways on the copy machine.

"the first time we had sex we did the picasso at her office"

by bast07 October 1, 2005

Picazo

1. The sexiest man alive; one with an enormous penis that can satisfy any woman (Especially short Hispanic girls with large breasts and Sexy asian boys); also has a nice ass; good at Twerking

Girl 1: Man that guy is totally a Picazo he has such a huge cock

Asian boy: Hell yeah he is; he twerked for me after I ate a dog.

by webstersDic October 6, 2013

New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!

"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"

by pat swayze May 3, 2008

Picasso Blast

When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”

Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.

by Peter_G February 26, 2019

Picasso'd

The look on someone's face after returning from a long night of partying and bar crawling. This night usually consists of an immense amount of cheap alcohol (and most likely, drugs as well).

Dude, did you just get back from the bar? You look picasso'd!

by Micah Jesse February 14, 2006

piaw

Onomatopoeia. It sounds like a tiny gun shot, if a kitten pulled the trigger. It is cute.

It is an acronym for "Posting It Any Way."

"This is probably going to start another facebook fight. Oh well, piaw!"

"This makes me sound a little slutty, lol, piaw!"

"I totallr didnt even proofread this! Pisw!

by TTAB September 2, 2010

picasso

While a male is having sex with a woman from behind, before ejaculation he pulls out and proceeds to paint the woman's back with his spermies.

"My masterpiece on that bitch's back was stupendous! I'm the new picasso!"

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007