Phantom of the Office

Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".

Phantom of the Office: I would take off my coat, but all that remains is charred flakes of skin.

by Phantom Phan March 7, 2009

Police Officer

1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.

2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.

3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.

Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.

"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."

by goodcop8 December 25, 2007

office slut

A woman at an office job that fucks and blows every guy she works with and probably carries more diseases than brain cells.

"that hoebag karlyn is the biggest office slut in the world, i heard she got caught blowing Bryan in the washroom by the boss but didn't get fired because she blew him right after."

by _) () $ (-) May 24, 2005

office hot

Some who is: Office Hot, is a women, usually in the workplace like an office. She gains a few extra points out of 10 in her hotness rating, this is because she does not have much competition from other women in the office when judging her attractiveness.

Any hot women where you work? Or are they just office hot?

I had a wank over this girl in work. I've just seen her down the supermarket and I now feel disgusted with myself.

by Pizza Man 26 May 22, 2018

office married

two people who work together that spend inordinate amount of time together outside of the office.

sharing a cubicle, going to the bathroom together, smoking together, and going to lunch together.

"john and bob are always hanging out together. its like their office married."

by johnandbob October 22, 2009

Office Jenga

Taking random items found in the office environment and balancing them in a vertical stack without knocking over the item placed by the previous person

Mad Office Jenga skills: Windex spray bottle with tape dispenser stacked on top of a binder on edge all on the edge of a cube wall.

by OfficeJengaMaster November 16, 2011

Underworld Office

A underrated game with the main charather Eugene, He is a normal guy in school witch doesn't talk go anyone, But on chapter 1 he fell asleep (?) In the subway and then. He hears a voice of "workers" so he checked but nobody was there and then Eugene fainted and woke up I his Spirit (?) And then met 3 monsters that skate fro eat him, Then he tried to run but then a shady person came and saved him there was also a weird person near Eugene's body Their names are Boss and River then they returned into the office Eugene met Two other ghosts Hayden and Joan then Eugene Had too pay back his debt to Boss for saving him, so Eugene Came back tomorrow in Chapter 2 he goes with Hayden, Eugene tolled Hayden On what he heard in school about Luke's Dead cat (;-;) then Hayden asked a cat if it knows where Luke is then Eugene and Hayden found Luke having a dream but it's dark and he can only hear scratching notices from the door, The player can pick to see Luke's cat or not. Also you find another ghost named Sean he gives you a Flower that protects your spiritless body In chapter 3 Luke tells Eugene Thank you (?) And Going back home he noticed the flower shop owner Linda she was talking about her son that never showed his face. Most likely Sean Then when Eugene goes home he puts the flower In his mouth and then he goes with River

Underworld office

by I'M nobody December 7, 2021