Octopussing

Male version of "Spidering". Two men facing each other sitting on a toilet going pee.

Hey man, wanna go octopussing real quick?

by BerryHol December 15, 2016

Octopustianity

The new religion to worship octopi who can predict soccer match winners with 100% accuracy.

I'm not happy with Christianity anymore, so I think I'll convert to Octopustianity. Jesus had nothing on Paul.

by Taiwerica July 12, 2010

Octopus erection

When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure

Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?

Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011

sex octopus

Having eight men in you at once.

I passed out at a party, and woke up in a sex octopus the next day. I will never forget it, the scars will always remind me.

by mrtnmrtnz13 September 23, 2013

Baby octopus

A guy tucks his dick and balls up between his legs, bends over and resembles baby octopus.

You want to kiss the baby octopus?

by Juicy May March 26, 2019

Tree Octopus

A strange and rare creature native to Mauritius and can’t be found anywhere else on Earth. It moves around with tentacles and eats bugs and birds and lives in both trees and the ground. It’s also not a true octopus but a distinct species that resembles the octopus

Last year I want on vacation to Mauritius and saw the Tree Octopus on a nature tour

by I Like To Define Words May 2, 2021