owned

A label used to identify a specific type of video documentation. Namely, it captures some fuckstick's attempt to perform a feat of daring or physical challenge that is usually of impossible proportion and necessarily concludes with a painful collision.

The "owned" videos on ebaums included this dude who smashed his mountain bike into the side of a 3-story building while trying to jump it onto the roof from a ten foot ramp. What a fuckstick.

by sammmE January 16, 2009

owned

A stae of being drunk which out does every other.

Miche - Did u see aaron last night man he was owned he pissed in a bag thinking that it was a toilet, slept in the pool thinking that it was a water bed and got up the next mourning thinking that he had a few quiet beers last night...owned

by Sarge McKoy June 23, 2008

Owned

Owned:
three 20's in a row.

In case of Instant Kills, you just Owned that mechanical spider.

by Jim Dandy01 April 16, 2006

owned bitch what now ice

When teh rising sun owned his team mate.

*phew* *phew* *phew* HEADSHOT...OWNED BITCH WHAT NOW ICE?

by www.team-hack.tk June 28, 2004

ONW3D

It means owned the 3 is really a E
mostly used in online gaming disscusion!

I OWN3D you at pong!

by Deathgrip0 January 21, 2004

owned

1)To be ridiculed, dominated, made a fool of.

2)To be named Owen, given the name Own, and have your mouth duct taped.

1)My are own.

2)See the picture (#73 I believe)

by Dosius March 18, 2005

owned your boat

A phrase used when somone gets owned.

Person one: "Aww man, the person in front of me got the last ice cream cone."
Person Two: "Owned your boat!"

by DanielleRocks March 17, 2008