a double balcony. with 2 couples, one on the second floor up and the other on the third. you switch out with a friend then go to the bottom floor and wave. giving your girlfriends pleasant surprises.
by Dr. Love and the clitmaster March 23, 2007

"Dude, you've got one messy dealer. I'm finding floor bud all under your couch."
"FLOOR BUD!! It's okay, baby. You're home now." *smoke*
"FLOOR BUD!! It's okay, baby. You're home now." *smoke*
by phishsandwich February 9, 2009

by Gonzo Duke April 30, 2012

A game played by rich media moguls, to find moles among their staff - involves oinking, crawling, eating sausages and cult-like chanting
by ClaymoreCountry December 22, 2021

by slakresistance September 8, 2004

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.
X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.
Y: Did you recommend rehab?
X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.
Y: Did you recommend rehab?
X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.
by Melloro January 7, 2011

by La Araña Discoteca June 4, 2011
