old as dirt

Extremely old. When someone says they are "old as dirt", they are comparing themself to the earth, which has been around for basically forever. Depending upon your religious opinion, either since God created it or just after the big bang happened. Eitherway, the Earth has been around, with dirt on it, for an extremely long time. Thus, "old as dirt" would make someone extremely old.

My grandfather is "old as dirt".

by Skyon Archer December 11, 2012

Old Man Disease

An abnormal, chronic condition that utterly destroys the spirit of those unfortunate enough to be affected. Victims usually enter an initial phase of existential shock coupled with long bouts of heavy, heavy introspection. Symptoms usually include a decreased will to participate in all social activities, as well as a general lethargic and depressing outlook. This disease is highly infectious and may be transferred merely by word of mouth in fortuitous circumstances. This disease carries no race bias.

Treatment: Direct intervention by loved ones, making significant amounts of money, getting laid.

H: Sup Jones?
J: Oh, hey Haboob.
H: How's it goin?
J: Oh, dude.. I'm super stressed about all this reading I got to get done this week. Plus my arms are super sore from cleaning all those big ass boats all day. I don't even know what I'm doing with my life anymore(patient undergoes period of existential shock).
H: I was not expecting that kind of real shit. So... I guess that means you're not coming out tonight?
J: Nah man, I gotta get my shit together. I'll have like a beer or two... maybe. Hey, maybe you should start thinking about taking school seriously too.
H: ....

1 week later...

L: Sup Haboob?
H: Oh, hey Laz.... How's it goin?
L: Oh life's great man, I got this new job and I'm making good money. Hours are shit but its good. How's yours?
H: Aw, man. I've been studying all week and feel like shit. I feel like I'm getting too old for all this partying (patient undergoes period of existential shock). I gotta make money man, 20 is the new 55. I've been trading bitcoins all week.
L: Oh, shit. Does that mean you're not coming out tonight?
H: I'll come around, maybe have one beer.
L:....

2 weeks later....

P: Yo, Laz! Let's get hanned tonight~
L: Can't man. I'm allergic to beer.
P: Man, this dumbass nigga got the Old Man Disease.

by koolgraps December 4, 2013

Old Man Penis

It's a super flacid penis that seems to never come to life, only with a pill called Viagra.

I wish I could get rid of this old man penis.

by OldManPenis September 25, 2014

Old Navy Syndrome

A condition in which you are sucked in by Old Navy's great deals on wardrobe basics and wake up one day to realize that your whole wardrobe consists of plain t-shirts and sweaters.

"I realized that I had Old Navy Syndrome when I started categorizing my whole wardrobe into two drawers, v-necks and t-shirts."

by LPirkle April 11, 2010

old fruit

Cockney rhyming slang:

Translated as meaning a friend or an acquaintance.

Alright, me old fruit?" is an example of this as "fruit gum" is translated as meaning "chum "(meaning a friend or an aquaintance).

by UpthehillJack August 25, 2013

Old Bridge High School

-A place of Alcoholism, Potheads, E Heads, Shitty Teachers, Bad Lunchs (Maybe not the subs), Sleep, Cutting Class, Constant Hasseling by Authority Figures, and The Most Fights Ever.

A place where you cant go into the bathroom without coming out smelling like a pack of cigarettes./ A place where every girl (If they know of)Mr.Willems sweats him./ A place where there is AT LEAST 1 fight a week./ A place of constant bomb threats and/or riots./ A place where you can walk down the hallways and be asked to buy pot more than once a day./ A place where people walk around with alcohol in there water bottles and drink through out the day./ A place where you can find the hottest chicks./ A place where kids walk down the hallways and smoke cigarettes(Me Class of 03)./ A place where kids cut school and go into the woods and smoke pot./ A place where everyone thought Mr.Korigan took steroids./ A place where you can go to get a good days rest./ Where there was always the ongoing fued between SOB and LHRO./ A place where at least half of the male population at OB wanted to bang Miss Toth./ Mr.Ferry is a dick./ Dr.Bosco and Mr.O'Connell were the best administrators./ In Alt. School you did nothing for 4 hours but smoke cigarettes and talk to your friends./ A place where more than half of your friends had nicknames.

by Justin Pelletier March 3, 2005

old people burning

When old person(s) are aflame.

Old people burning, old people burning
Put your hands up!

by die_potato January 11, 2010