OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.

Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015

Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October

When you want to nut in November so you do this.

Fuck No Nut November! Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October it is!

by LazuliStar June 7, 2020

smell the obsession

it basically means like when someone is constantly bothering u or always looking in ur direction and makes it RLLY obvious, thus meaning they're obsessed with u abt something.

Friend 1: 'Do u see Theo looking over at us?'
Friend 2: 'Yuh, I wonder how long he's been staring for..?'
Friend 3: 'Y'all I can smell the obsession coming from him, he clearly has a thing for us.'
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Obsessed person: 'Hey, how are u?'
Friend 1: 'u already asked us that five times today...but, I'm still fine.'
*Obsessed person leaves*
Friend 3: 'Yeah i smell the obsession he has with u friend 1'

by InquisitiveLuck June 16, 2023

Obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder

Obsesses over the newest fad or idea. Always has a new hobby or passion. Instantly knows everything about the obsession, most likely due to google search.

By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.

by Cucklife February 5, 2021

f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome

tw// pallas
when sum hoes have an obsession with the best hottest and smartest twitter user @bunnnisz... usually the obsession comes from users @hippoddiamandis and @witchdiamandis bcuz they are obsessed whales

* under faez post *
a: omg this flopped as usual

b: wtf how obsessed can you be get help because u have f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome)

*other tweet*
a: ......if this flops its faezs fault / faez hacked me
b: again you're bringing faez in... get help with ur f.o.s WHALE

by rontwigs_luvrxx August 5, 2020

Mickey Mouse's Obsession

Mickey Mouse's Obsession is when you like hot dogs. It is called Mickey Mouse's Obsession because he made a song on how much he likes hot didgety dogs.

Person 1: Dang, I have a case of Mickey Mouse's Obsession.
Person 2: THE FUCK BRO YOU HIGH?!

by Flugalug October 16, 2020

Tvdu obsessive disorder

a person who is dangerous obsessed with the vampire diaries or the originals. A CW show. Most popular reasons for this obsession is due to the characters of Klaus, Damon or Stefan.

are you watching the vampire diaries again?

yeah I have tvdu obsessive disorder.

by steftvdu January 4, 2024