by Casey from Texas June 02, 2018
When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming
Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.
Jay: Damn right I did.
by Jamie Chennells December 05, 2007
The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.
I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting
by joecoolthefool January 23, 2015
An effective and common technique guys use to break out of a friend zone. This is effective especially when the guy made a screw-up when asking for a date.
This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.
This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.
by CryThunder March 12, 2018
someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such
by SureBuddy August 05, 2007
friend1:I'm comin' to your house later.
friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin' somethin' serious, homie!
friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin' somethin' serious, homie!
by scionmaiden January 28, 2009
Somebody with slopey shoulders is somebody who deflects responsibility or tasks.
It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.
It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.
by AnotherJames November 12, 2008