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C U Next Tuesday

A discrete way to describe someone who is rude, bitchy, demanding or a douchebag.

The first letter of each word is taken to spell C-U-N-T.
Boss: These reports you gave me are terrible. I don't even know why we keep you here. Have you learned anything in your two years at our firm?

Employee: Yes, I have learned that you're a real C U Next Tuesday.

Or

Who invited Brad, that dudes a C U Next Tuesday...
by wake101 August 5, 2009
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Next

Show on MTV where contestants go on dates and if the person doesn't meet to their standards, you can "next" them and they go to the next person.
Abby wanted to know what Daniel's hidden talent was, so he farted with his armpits and she said next.
by Momomiya Ichigo May 4, 2005
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america's next top model

The best reality tv show ever! Hosted by (tyra banks)
I wonder who's gonna be eliminated next from america's next top model...
by Antm fan May 13, 2005
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NEXT

Nexting is used in Chatroulette when either 'You' click the 'Next' button moving onto the next 'Stranger' or when the 'Stranger' nexts 'You'.

Nexting as a phrase is now used when out and about, you hypothetically 'Next' the persons you are talking to or see in the room until you find a stranger you consider worth talking to.
"Shall we next this stranger?"
by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 21, 2010
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girl next door

You can look, but you can't touch.
Dude, the "girl next door" in your fantasy is my sister! Lay off!!!
by alex m. h. September 26, 2011
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the next level

1. Moving in a progressive manor toward increased responsibilities in a passionate relationship.
2. Increased abilities in chosen game, sport, or activity.
1. "Baby, I want us to take this relationship to the Next Level."

2. "I took my game to the next level, and now my brother can't hang."
by mark s. May 27, 2006
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stizzle trizzle: the next generizzle

A popular TV show in the 80's about Capatin Kizzle, his sidekick Spizzle, and their travels through the galaxy on the Starship Enterprizzle, ridding the world of Borgizzles and Kilingizzles.
Origional line:
"Ramming spizzle, Captain!"
by QuailAvenger March 10, 2004
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