Newton

A Newton is an individual who asks another for any favor and then proceeds to increase the level of difficulty involved in executing said favor.

My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?

by spidey2x June 10, 2025

Newton's Cradle

2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.

Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.

by papabenny February 28, 2018

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)

Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.

by Fluthy February 2, 2020

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024

Newton’s Cradle

The equivalent of a motorboat for guys. When a woman motorboats a mans balls vigorously. Often s

Dude, Jess gave me a mean Newton’s cradle the other night, my nuts haven’t been the same since.

by Big jig March 6, 2020

Sir Isaac Newton

Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.

He also invented Gravity and Calculus.

He is also still alive till this day.

Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?

Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?

by SirlsaacNewton May 7, 2023