Near

A measurement.
10,000 gallons.

The pool needed filling, so they ordered a near of water.

by Layman F. April 27, 2006

Nefarious

A guy who looks like jesus

Sumodeluxe: Yo Fogles wasup

John: I am jesus!

Sumodeluxe: Dude, your such a nefarious.

by Sumoderux October 8, 2009

Negar Ahmadi

Negar Ahmadi is the hottest and nicest girl ever, she'll deny it but she secretly knows it. As soon as you start talking to her you won't be able to stop!

Guy 1: Did you see Negar Ahmadi before?
Guy 2: yeah, she's so nice on the eye and nice to talk to imagine being her friend
Guy 3: I AMMMMMM

*Guy 1&2 bash Guy 3*

by Guest_56319 June 27, 2016

Nearly Dead

Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.

Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.

Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.

Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.

by Mussman February 8, 2010

Neard

A gross gathering of hair under or on a boys face he claims to be a beard.

Did you see JP’s Neard, it looks like he’s gathered ball sack hair from his dad and glued it under his chin

by Dickye Downs January 9, 2019

Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.

Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.

by Mandizi May 25, 2010

Near death hottie

A woman or man who is very attractive or "hot" and has had a near death expierence.

That near death hottie over there is banging.

by near death hottie October 31, 2010