Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009

Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.

Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case

by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016

Ur pappy a nappy

The most DEVASTATING insult in the history of humanity
No one man should hold such great power

Boi 1:ur nan gay
Boi 2:ur granny a tranny
Boi 1:ur dad lesbian
Boi 2: UR PAPPY A NAPPY
Boi 1: (obliterated of the face of the earth)

by :) milo July 11, 2019

slag nappy

Slang term for a sanitary towel.

You dirty bitch !!! You left a used slag nappy in the bin, and didnt even wrap it in tissue. Not to mention the one you tried to flush down the toilet last week!!!

by C Emsley August 25, 2007

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!

Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

fat nappy

a fat, black, sometimes hairy vagina.

"bend that over for me, show that fat nappy, make daddy happy, hit the rack daddy!"

by Pac Daddy December 14, 2008

Sex nappy

Particularly foul word for condom.

"Don't go raw deal, don a sex nappy"

by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009