napkin mohogany

also abbreivated as n.m

maybe people mistake this word for never mind or nothing much but its REAL defintion is napkin mohogany
a type of napkin made out of mohogany wood.... naturally

"NAPKIN MOHOGANY IS A REAL THING!!!!"

by airle starow June 20, 2009

Dog napping

A term used to descirbe a fat ass lazy person.

Ay you fucking dog napping bitch, call jenny craig!

by candace321 January 6, 2011

Napkincake

A guy masturbates and when he is done, cleans the cum off his dick with a napkin. The napkin that he used is known as a napkincake

Dude! My parents were gone for the weekend and i made like 30 napkincakes!

by chef_stank_muffin September 8, 2010

Napping Nate

The act of falling asleep due to being intoxicated/inebriated. The act is usually performed at a public place such as a bar or club.

Hey Drew is pulling a Napping Nate we should prbly wake him up before he gets kicked out

by nappingnate November 16, 2010

napinar

A napinar is an exceedingly boring webinar/seminar that induces suspension of conciousness (sleep).

I thought the class I was attending would be very exciting and informative but quickly turned into an extended napinar.

by Marketing Guru May 17, 2011

napink

normally a girl who constantly demands attention, stating,

napink sees anpo ignoring her so she says, uhhhh meeeeeee, anpo meee.

by inca88 January 9, 2013

Napkin

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.

I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.

by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014