Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.

After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.

by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020

nuke the lizarard

If you looked this up you are person of culture

Nuke the lizarards!!!!!

by The cat lady 189 April 29, 2021

Nuke China

The act of putting last nights chinese takeout into the microwave

"Yo John, nuke china,"

"alright! I have been looking forward to finishing the Orange Chicken"

by Tree Waifu June 1, 2021

nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.

I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

Tactical Nuke

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.

Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.

Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.

by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011

nuke and repave

To reformat and reinstall an Operating System on a computer. To start from scratch. Usually done after getting a virus or trojan.

Person 1: Aw, man, I got a virus on Winblows.
Person 2: Antiviruses rarely work to fix the problem. Sounds like it's time to nuke and repave.

by evilhobbitofdoom October 13, 2009

darth nuke

An annoying Star Wars fanboy who will bitch and moan about anything he doesn't agree with. This is includes:
1. The 'dishonouring of the Mandolorians'
2. Comics that havent been written yet
3. Anything else that might possibly upset his delicate little world.

A village idiot

Nuke: OMG!11 Teh Mandolorians rule!1 They are real and I am one and you are dishonouring them!112

by Pissed Off Geek August 30, 2005