The highly evolved, socially, culturally, and intellectually advanced northern half of New Jersey. Unlike South Jersey folk, when we speak, we communicate intelligent, meaningful thoughts that are not muddied by some pseudo-Philly/Alabama accent. Our neighborhoods are beautiful and historic with green lawns, towering maples and tasteful homes. We do not consider a trailer park a "community." Our time is occupied by endeavours much greater than smoking weed and guzzling cheap beer in a clearing while yammering on endlessly about the Eagles. In North Jersey you can go out to dinner every night for a month and never have the same type of food twice. South Jersey is pretty much all hoagies and Tasty Cakes. Our public schools are consistently tops in the nation, and produce people who are highly successful in their chosen fields. North Jersey is a wonderful, livable place, and any objective outsider would choose to settle here over South Jersey every time. After all, the shore is just a quick car ride from any town in Bergen County. When you're done, you have the luxury of driving home to your amazing Victorian up north. Whereas Pineys are faced with the grim reality of piling, shirtless, into their beat-up truck and returning to a nasty "mobile home community." But not before a stop at the local Wawa for Miller Lite, Marlboros, and a tin of Copenhagen for Grandma.
Me: "Chris, if you and Jennie are interested, Sue and I are headed down to Wildwood for the weekend."
Chris: "No thanks, I'll just watch Deliverance on Netflix instead. North Jersey is far superior"
Chris: "No thanks, I'll just watch Deliverance on Netflix instead. North Jersey is far superior"
by Zillman September 11, 2011
Get the North Jerseymug. The North Face, also known as, the "white man's J's" (Jordan Sneakers), is a company which produces outdoor goods of superior quality. That is undeniable. The North Face brand is often worn by people of all social stratifications to emphasize their wealth, conformity, and feelings of financial superiority; unless worn by actual adventurers or people who truly value the quality of The North Face products.
Hiker: I see that we're both wearing the same North Face fleece and Zippo lighters. I take it you like hiking as well?
Douche: Hold on, someone is calling me on my Blackberry.
(Yes, I know this example was already posted by 'birdandbee', but this is the perfect example describing typical The North Face wearers.)
Douche: Hold on, someone is calling me on my Blackberry.
(Yes, I know this example was already posted by 'birdandbee', but this is the perfect example describing typical The North Face wearers.)
by austinfromaustin January 30, 2010
Get the The North Facemug. The best place ever. We use SPRINKLES, not jimmies, we like the yankees/mets, not the eagles, and we like subs, not hoagies.I come from there, trust me, it IS the best place ever. I love it there.
by Thegreatgeno May 27, 2007
Get the North Jerseymug. city on long island, new york famous for shootings and mad weed. if u want a joint just go to the nearest house and they hook u up cheap. 900% of north bellport is balck people which is why they get shot so much. also poor people. but spicys is really good so if u want friend chicken nd koolaid just go to north bellport. whites are not allowed.
>hi do u want to commit suicide?
>yea, lets go to north bellport and call some niggas fags and see what happens
>yea, lets go to north bellport and call some niggas fags and see what happens
by gonnadienow December 21, 2010
Get the north bellportmug. The most respected part of Wildwood. It's full of good people. There's miles of nice, large beaches. And there's always something to do.
by babbamonster August 12, 2008
Get the North Wildwoodmug. The only state that Russia truely feared during the cold war, due to the number of Nuclear missiles and cows that occupy this 70,700 sqare miles of nothing.
by WTFB00M June 27, 2009
Get the North Dakotamug. Don't be fooled. North Miami is not Miami at all. If you like not getting mugged, don't live here. If you like decent people, don't live here. If you like having peace and quiet and not hearing sirens 24/7, don't live here. If gunshots scare you, don't live here. In fact, I just heard two gunshots while writing this. Miami is also pretty dangerous, probably more dangerous, but at least it has something going for it. North Miami sucks. There's nothing here. "Hey I'm going on vacation to North Miami" said nobody ever.
by nahfam August 16, 2016
Get the North Miamimug.