Red Noise

A play on the term "white noise", referring to news and social media posts which are designed to make you outraged about some one or some thing, but which provide you no opportunity to actually do anything about it. Also referred to as "Outrage Porn".

"Have you seen that video of the mom who yelled at the taco bell drive thru because they forgot her fries?"

"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"

by Addyct July 13, 2019

Good noise

Another way of saying “all those good things you want to hear” while chatting or another way of saying “etc.”

We will be allocating funds to stop global warming which will help with deforestation, pollution and all that good noise.

by Sharkbait456 March 21, 2022

Normistic noises

Making noises that are similar to people who are learning impaired.

Robert joins voice chat

- Hello Austin
Austin join voice chat

- Sinvdnbvdfnbjisnbb
Robert replies

- Ok nice Normistic noises Austin

by Thetruefaggot June 16, 2020

Noise King

An Applications Engineer named Juan who has mastered all things noise.

You are in the presence of the Noise King

by E0dn2r August 29, 2021

bartground noise

The background noise that occurs when one is talking on the phone while riding the Bay Area Rapid Transit system.

I was trying to talk to Joe, but there was too much bartground noise to hear him.

by nominalstate October 5, 2012

White Noise

Reasonably obscure punk band from Minnesota during the mid-eighties. Not skinhead, despite the name. They were just white and noisy, plain and simple.

Matilda fell on the beer in Richard's basement while White Noise repeated their first set.

by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006

Slurp noise

Slurp is the sound you make in an awkward situation, to break tension. Slurp is also used to piss people off.*SLURP* < make the noise.

Slurp noise:
Person1: Yo man, i did'nt get any sleep last night, my sister was slamming the door!

Person2: *SLURP*

by Bambi7 January 6, 2010