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news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".
The news reader is lying as usual.
by b. schauerte December 30, 2006
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Newborn Swag

The atmosphere some are born with that emits a radiant vibe of respect and coolness; usually marks the destiny of a great leader and/or an individual who is an all-around winner in life
1st Shepherd: "Hey Thaddeus, did you hear about the kid Mary and Joseph just had?"

2nd Shepherd: "Yeah, he has a certain newborn swag about him; he's going places."
by ProfOak63 March 2, 2010
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newism

90s- Slang

It's new, so it must be better. Disregarding the old as being unimportant and irrelevant, and not as good. Even if the foundation of the new is based off of, imitating, or standing on the shoulders of the old.
The oval is better than the wheel, it's newer. Newism.
by Karl.H November 21, 2014
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News buff

A person with a strong interest in keeping up with current events.
He's such a news buff, he watches all the news broadcasts and reads multiple newspapers.
by Ccspecial December 15, 2018
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newberry

I damn sure fucking crazy ass place don’t even get me started in the high school Dady money is bat shit crazy and the fact that B has fucked half of the school is horrible and Tyler is cute but fucking dumb af he has a new girl every week but the fact of the madder most girls in that school are hoes and his girl friend is cute but is definitely not the girl for Tyler and if you want a guys dick pic go to a group chat
Newberry- full of sluts like tyler
by Da kracka November 27, 2020
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Funnel News

News received through social media, filtered by a person's own online activity that leads to an inaccurate, slanted, extremely biased, and limited understanding of an issue or situation.
She had no idea there was another side to the story because she had been surrounded by funnel news for years.
by natsue April 27, 2017
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Emerald News

Emerald News - is a thing made by Emerald to compete against Gerry News on UTMP Discord server.
For now, no one knows if its going to have its own channel or not.
G- Gerry News is the best news channel in here!
E- No! Emerald News is!
by 5L1M3 March 3, 2021
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