A person who dominates the clitoris. A man or woman who knows how to make a clitoris grow and eventually reach orgasm, and hopefully squirt.
by DA Pancho January 11, 2010
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There's only one Mystery
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Usually, a self described person, who ideates solutions to puzzles.
One who creates written mysteries for others to enjoy or solve, such as mystery writers.
The person who is constantly quizzing those assembled with mostly unanswerable problems of little import.
One who creates written mysteries for others to enjoy or solve, such as mystery writers.
The person who is constantly quizzing those assembled with mostly unanswerable problems of little import.
Reuben; So, what's the probability that a giant Godzilla like egg is at the bottom of this pond, and when this rock lands on it the thing will crack open and hatch out to trash the town over there?
Shire; Beats me, probably the same odds that you would have if the pond would suddenly freeze over and the rock would bounce back and brain you in the head.
Giles; So what makes you think you are a couple of mysteryologists? The only question I can see is that you both seem to have beat the odds and not been removed from the gene pool, by now!
Shire; Beats me, probably the same odds that you would have if the pond would suddenly freeze over and the rock would bounce back and brain you in the head.
Giles; So what makes you think you are a couple of mysteryologists? The only question I can see is that you both seem to have beat the odds and not been removed from the gene pool, by now!
by the Toad October 2, 2010
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Now, there are plenty of people that go under that name and then add excrutiatingly long numbers, but if you see the original "Master Chief," consider yourself a child of good luck.
Now, there are plenty of people that go under that name and then add excrutiatingly long numbers, but if you see the original "Master Chief," consider yourself a child of good luck.
I was playing Halo 2 yesterday and I met the original Master Chief, so I think I'll go gambling today.
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I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
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Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami
Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
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Hunting the deer
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami
Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer
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