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Myspace

A website where Emos go to whore their self out to prospective new friends.
i just checked out some dudes page on Myspace, he is the sexxx!
by Divide and Conquer April 23, 2006
mugGet the Myspacemug.

Myspace

A website you can't help but be addicted to.

You add everyone you've never met before in your life. 'Hey, why not add this guy that lives in Idaho, even though I live in Ohio?'

You take tons of pictures of yourself in close to nothing, then upload them for your friends to comment. The best way to get comments is put "OMG!!! I AM SOO FAT!!!!!" as one of the captions of those picture where your half naked, people can't help but say "OMG!!! NO AMY UR NOT FAT!!" Perfect.

You post tons of bulletins about how if you don't repost this then someone will come and kill you at 10'o'clock tonight. If your not going to be killed, then you end up with bad luck.
Oh, bulletins are a good way of making more friends (with a whore code) and getting more picture comments.

In the paragraph above I a whore code. What is it, you ask. It's HTML that you paste into a bulletin so you can get more friends. In the whore code you have your picture, reasons why they should add and a link to your profile so they can add you.
What reasons should you put? How fucking hot you are! How you talk to everyone! What a great friend you are! How fucking cool you are! And how you'll kick their ass if they don't add!
Hey, add me!
myspace.com/sydneysimplicity
I accept anyone and everyone!
by Sydney. August 22, 2008
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Myspace

1. A place where people can't fit in the real world. So they fit in the virtual world.

2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.

3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.

4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.

5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.

6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"

7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
"Are you Daphne from myspace?"

"Yes I am."

"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"

"Photoshop"

"...."
by akatsuki2132 October 15, 2008
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myspace

Is a place to fulfill your highschool drama, meet strage men and to stalk your ex boyfriends.
So like i was reading his comments on myspace and he was so flirting with her im pissed
by Nicolesucksdick May 21, 2008
mugGet the myspacemug.

MySpace

The ULTIMATE game, where the primary goal is to collect three things:
FRIENDS - #1
COMMENTS - #2
SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS FROM KOREA - #3.
WOW! I GOT THE TOP HISCORE ON MYSPACE! I COLLECTED 3000 FRIENDS!
by Blink-lad September 26, 2008
mugGet the MySpacemug.

myspace

A place where 40 year old guys make their myspace name "sk8rboy125" or "hornysexychick00" and try to get kids to come to there house.
40 year old guy: "Hey dude I got a 14 year old girl to come to my house because i put my profile picture as a buff teenage boy!"

Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini."

TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE!
by duh13 July 6, 2009
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Myspace

The largest gathering of sex offenders on the internet.
"I was thinking of getting a myspace account. Good idea?"

"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."
by FlareKitsune December 8, 2009
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