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Mustard Job

The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).
There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.

You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019
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Mustard Lamborghini

A luxury sports car for people that suck a lot of ass.
(1) "Most of the World can't afford a gold Lambo, but they can most likely afford a mustard one!"

(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."

Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.

Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."
by Zom13 July 24, 2016
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Mustard Doggin’

When a guys penis is in a girl and she pees all over his penis.
Sophie I just went Mustard Doggin’ today !
by Heybhabie April 18, 2020
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Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum
“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”
by Cumprisun November 8, 2022
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Mustard-Fingered

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.
I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.
by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021
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Concrete Mustard

Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out

Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard
Fuck hes just like concrete mustard

I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard
by biggay101 April 18, 2019
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mustard shart

When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.
That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.
by Bigg Body October 3, 2018
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