Mustardeer

Descriptive of an occupation long since lost in England. A Mustardeer was responsible for producing a villages supply of mustard. A highly revered prosition which was traditionally passed from Father to Son. The son would be apprentice for upto 20 years before being entrusted with the position of Mustardeer

The Mustardeer plied his trade to the village for over fifty years, producing mustard of the highest quality

by Vauxhall Burgundy September 14, 2008

nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin

johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin

by Chocistar October 17, 2003

mustard

Another slang word for money, similar to 'cheese'.

"...Friends want to leave when they see you outta mustard..."
-Lil Wayne

by JoSé February 18, 2005

Slut Mustard

Vaginal Secretions; Booty Juice. Combination of Vaginal Secretions and Butthole Secretions combined to form a thick, opaque mustard-like paste. Usually forms after 2+hrs of Vaginal, Oral, and Anal intercourses. Butthole and/or Vaginal Creampies may act as a catylst of formation of Slut Mustard.

Ya-n-shit bra I was taggin dis bitch n nutted like 3 times all up in that gootyhole and dat dookie maker, when iz done she had some slut mustard fo sho, made dat bitch eat dat shit then do a line.

by dacacheman June 28, 2009

Mustard Patch

In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.

"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."

by Hexicon June 23, 2006

mustard seed sperm

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.

by hexicon September 13, 2006

Dusty Mustard

A sexual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man's penis. Once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man's genitals into a hotdog bun.
The homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the "hotdog" making it resemble a dusty surface.
The woman will then give the man oral and mix the ejaculate he produces with the mustard and flour.

"What are your hobbies?"

"Oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard"

by Singing Richard December 18, 2014