MurgleShnergle

A man quief. The action of a fart rolling out between your thighs and your testicles.

Fat man quief mate!
Nah that was a MurgleShnergle

by ThunderTucker March 7, 2021

Murglers

The spectral ghoulies dogs randomly bark at. Every dog in existence can sense the murglers' proximity and intent to murder and burgle the family. Murglers travel on the wind and live in piles of leaves, old shoes, and in that one weird cupboard every house has.

Dad: What are those dogs going on about?
Mom: Oh they just hear the murglers coming to get us.

by RamblingWoolysheep July 17, 2022

MurgleMaxxing

A form of murgling in which an individual humps their pillow while mewing — a behavior associated with certain online looksmaxxing subcultures — and deliberately refrains from climaxing. This is typically done to prolong arousal and intensify the sensation.

He spent half the night murglemaxxing instead of finishing, claiming it helps with discipline and with his jawline.

by Jellyfish_Juice October 15, 2025

Murdlecomdoobie

The act of doobie-ing a murdle with a com.

Hey, Fred..Did you see that Murdlecomdoobie?

by NAing May 20, 2008

muggle up

time for smoking of marijuana in cigarette form; joint, blunt

hey john! lets' muggle up! -fuckin ay!

we better muggle up before we sex it up!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Muggle

1) Non-magic folk.

2) Another name for a Squib.

1) Pentunia, Vernon, and Dudley Dursely are muggles, as they have no magic.

2) Argus Filch has no magic, and is born from a pure blood family (he's a squib), so he can be referred to as either a muggle or a squib.

by Potterhead4life January 30, 2014

Murley

Murley is a verb used to describe the action of doing in everything in your power to ruin someone's chances with a girl. For example, a cock block.

That guy totally Murley'd me and told that girl I had herpes.

by Smittycayman October 29, 2015