MTG...Mindless Trump Girl agrees to whatever the master says, because she wants to secure her place in congress
by bikesniffer February 1, 2021
Get the MaTaG mug.A place in Johor, Malaysia where unspeakable things happen. It often starts when you believe in the STREET ART of MATANG, but usually ends with at least one person sobbing into the pillow by the end of the night.
You will deny that things happen there: "Nothing happened in Matang."
But your friends will go: "So much happened in Matang."
And the bird from last night will go: "That's what I gave you in Matang"
When your friend makes fun of you, you instinctively say: "Are you going to bring up what happened in Matang? NO MATANG JOKES"
But it never stops. You can take yourself out of Matang, but you cannot take Matang out of you.
Matang is like aids, its forever.
You will deny that things happen there: "Nothing happened in Matang."
But your friends will go: "So much happened in Matang."
And the bird from last night will go: "That's what I gave you in Matang"
When your friend makes fun of you, you instinctively say: "Are you going to bring up what happened in Matang? NO MATANG JOKES"
But it never stops. You can take yourself out of Matang, but you cannot take Matang out of you.
Matang is like aids, its forever.
"Do you wanna talk about what happen the other day?"
"Nah bro. What happens in Matang, stays in Matang."
"Nah bro. What happens in Matang, stays in Matang."
by TheJenerate March 3, 2021
Get the matang mug.Infant jesus of prague's favorite praying partner when others involved in the prayer of one to one fellowship that loves what Matai teaches him making him want to learn more everyday and shouldnt be shy in tongue and give Matai a peace of mind that she is making herself possesive in knowing she makes infant prague agree in nonverbal ques in body language but communicates with disagreement because of the precise collection of bobbling making her negotiating capabilities undeniably granted with full access to the granted whenever she thinks which is manipulative because she is lucky to have a passage that makes prague ship float and makes loka want to wheel the motion in sea until it sails to the full capacity of the water in fiji and precipitates with its cleanliness of chunky wood that materializes the ships level of destination.
Infant Prague:I need a demon that acts self-disciplined just to show me the demonic side so i can let my infant in prague work miracles of sending shots that is more than likely consumed like a thanksgiving turkey.
Infant jesus of prague: my birthday is May 26th and the more you honor me the more you are blessed. Dont you see the nuns trying to give me their liberating minds and thinks the priest doesnt have my global cruciger thats on the flag of Brazil.
Infant jesus: when kahiem get me tatted i was born again to gets nuns to give what no other is making effort because being also a monk and doesnt speak unless spoken too lets nuns give up everything when its time for a daily devotion of giving prague blessings they want in return.
Matai is a gift that gives me butterflies and make me fly to vegas and win keno games knowing the parakeets can fly out the cage when its locked in a cage.
Infant jesus of prague: my birthday is May 26th and the more you honor me the more you are blessed. Dont you see the nuns trying to give me their liberating minds and thinks the priest doesnt have my global cruciger thats on the flag of Brazil.
Infant jesus: when kahiem get me tatted i was born again to gets nuns to give what no other is making effort because being also a monk and doesnt speak unless spoken too lets nuns give up everything when its time for a daily devotion of giving prague blessings they want in return.
Matai is a gift that gives me butterflies and make me fly to vegas and win keno games knowing the parakeets can fly out the cage when its locked in a cage.
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Comes from the saying of "Ma-ta", or "mamo".
The word started as a meme created by fellow classmates in a group.
Comes from the saying of "Ma-ta", or "mamo".
The word started as a meme created by fellow classmates in a group.
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