moonbase

you see someone 'visually pleasing' walking down the road-and if youre feeling bold you can either shout 'moonbase' in their direction or say to someone 'oh! i was walking down the road and i saw a proper moonbase' provided they know what it means.
the phrase originated on the south coast of england.

(very hot man walks toward you)

'moonbase !!' you shout.

by iloveshampoo. February 18, 2009

monogamister

A man who insists that his lover become monogamous with him.

I had a great time with Ralph, but when he got all monogamister on me, I had to explain that monogamy isn't really my thing. I can't help it; I'm just not a monogamiss.

by gurgoob January 10, 2012

Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.

I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.

by Night King January 2, 2018

Mongathon

When a person can speak perfect English when they talk to you in person, but abbreviates every word in a sentence so the sentence becomes unreadable when they are online.

Spoken - Hello. How are you today? Did you pick up your essay from Mr Jones?

Online - hi how r u 2day did u pic ^ ur sa frm mr J

This is an example of a Mongathon.

by Sundariel January 12, 2006

Moonback

When man traps his genitalia between his legs to make it like he has girls privates (a pushback) and then moons (pulls down his pants and exposes his buttocks) someone. (It is a combination of a push back and a moon)

Why did you get arrested last night fien'(friend)? Coz' I moonbacked the poe-lice(police).

by Teddy Finnerty May 8, 2003

monogame

How people incorrectly spell, "monogamy."

Hey bro, my gf is totally into monogame! Taht is so teh n00bage!

by The All-Seeing Eye June 11, 2008

serial monogamist

A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood

See: 35% women
99.999% men

by Butterfly December 15, 2003