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Moocher

A person who eats all your food a gives you nothing in return. This perosn usually eats all your food because they are too damn lazy to get their own.
Person 1: OMG chips! give me some now
Person 2: MOOCHER!
by Alex Betch <3 March 5, 2009
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Moocher

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to achieving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.
Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a real Moocher ("Taker"), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tenant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society as he will most definitely take more money than he will ever contribute, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
Your right, what a selfish, lazy person, can we please not hang out w/ someone like that....I can no longer enable his bad behavior....his mindset is now destroying our country.
by ....what's fair to you? October 10, 2011
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Moocher

one who uses other people's drugs without paying
by VAKI5 August 20, 2003
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Moochie

n. Any one of a John Frohnmeyers, the aforementioned which "partakes" (mooches) all of your shit; a mooch.
Damn Moochie mooched all my peanut butter with his finger
by Hot Pastrami May 31, 2004
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Mooncake

A term for any person of asian descent.
Friend#1 :"Meet my friend Ralph. He's Chinese."
Friend#2 :"Nice to meet you mooncake."
by whtthefoook October 2, 2009
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moochi

The coolest person ever. WOOOOT WOOOOT ;)
MOOCHI IS SO DAMN COOL. ;D hahahahah!
by cool one February 14, 2005
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mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.
Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.
by Marciexx April 27, 2008
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